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[meteorman]

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[meteorman]

My apologies, Chloe, but I'm STILL ON PATROL.

By which I mean I'm over in Ecruteak for the evening.

[hellablue]

AYYYYY /fingerguns

you go there so much tho.

[meteorman]

There's a lot to do there. And it has one of the largest concentrations of wild Ghost types in Johto, making it the best place for Elsa to train for her upcoming battle with Morty.

[hellablue]

man what is the deal with u two
i mean you just got back from spending what
a month in lavender town

[meteorman]

I don't understand the question.

[hellablue]

well i dont understand your lack understanding
wait are you fucking with me?
trying to throw me off the trail

[meteorman]

The trail of what? It's very common in this world for people to travel in groups and help each other train. This entire society is built around that.

[hellablue]

ah yes
that is quite a big group of just the two of you that you’ve got going on there.
I’m just saying you guys spend a lot of time together

[meteorman]

I may be admittedly unskilled in social situations but I am fairly sure it's normal for friends to spend time together.

[He sees what you're trying to do, miss missy. He spent weeks with Mabel, and if you think she didn't try to go down the 'now that you're back in our dimension you're back on the market' path at least once you're very wrong. He is familiar with this kind of pointed wheedling.]

If you are trying to get me to deny something and in the process reveal the true object of my affections I have to warn you I have a thirteen year old niece who has taught me how to deftly stay out of such traps.

And Lugia hasn't been seen since its appearance on Cinnabar Island anyway.

1/2

[hellablue]

[Chloe is very good at wheedling and pushing and prodding until she gets what she wants. That’s her entire shtick. Max could reverse time. Chloe just Argues.

But even Chloe has to stop at that last line]

hey so question for you

[hellablue]

are u a fucking furry

[meteorman]

Well centuries of Jewish ancestry written into my genetic code certainly left me predisposed to hair growth.

I don't see how this is related?

[hellablue]

ok first I didn’t
need to know about your hairy ass genes.
second holy shit you give me a headache
third a furry is like
no
nevermind
let’s go back to talking about your crush on queenie

[meteorman]

[Okay you know what she is clearly going to keep going with this until he admits to it. There's no point beating around the romance bush here.]

You could just ask me about her directly if you're that curious. Was it Bert or Mari that told you? If it was Mari, whatever she said about brain surgery was a gross exaggeration. Her having seven eyes was not. Nothing ever happened between us and nothing ever will. There, I'm sure I've answered all the questions you were looking for an excuse to ask.

Now tell me what a furry is.

[hellablue]

[There is. So much to unpack here.

Chloe stares long and hard at the gear, trying to comprehend it before realizing there is no comprehending it.

It's Ford speak.]

does anna know her sister has extra eyes???
is she qualified to do brain surgery
i have so many questions please help?
are u okay

[meteorman]

[Wait.

What?]

I'm not certain. I think we are having two very different conversations. Are you not trying to get details about the space oracle I might have tried to date if I hadn't fallen out of her dimension on accident?

[hellablue]

[You can't DO that to her, goddamn it. You literally can't bring up a space oracle and not expect her to want to chase that line of dialogue. Come on, Price, priorities. Space oracle is in the past.

But she's gonna. Ask about that later.]

no dude i'm trying to figure out if you and elsa are fucking

jesus christ how's that for direct

[meteorman]

what

2/?

[meteorman]

Why would you

3/?

[meteorman]

Where on earth would you get the idea

OKAY

[meteorman]

What???????

magical

[hellablue]

[Did she just

is he broken

did she break him?]

dude.
u can admit it.
it's ok.
i mean shit all u gotta do is spend 5 mins around the two of you to know somethings up.

[meteorman]

But something isn't up. We really are only traveling companions.

[hellablue]

you are super defensive over this

[Wait.

Wait

WAIT

She knows this denial. It all makes sense now.]

do you want to fuck her

[meteorman]

[He is quite literally going to die. This is it. He's not ninety-two but he's going to have a heart attack all the same.]

Telling the truth is not being defensive. You are asking me a question and I am answering you truthfully. Despite the fact that really it's not any of your business in the first place, might I add.