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[meteorman]

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[guiltyeyes]

Should I cover him in foil?

Put a little hat on each leg to match?

[meteorman]

It's one of the most tried-and-true methods of blocking out unwanted signals. If I didn't have a metal plate in my head I likely would have a stylish tinfoil hat.

[He's only a little joking]

[guiltyeyes]

Did you fall on an alien and crack your head open?

[ so is she ]

[meteorman]

There was less cracking and more cutting involved, actually.

[guiltyeyes]

excuse me what

[meteorman]

An alien cut my head open and put in a metal plate.

She did ask first. I should clarify.

[guiltyeyes]

but why

for what purpose

[meteorman]

To block unwanted signals. I thought that was what this whole conversation centered on.

[guiltyeyes]

were you guys

a thing?

did she do it out of love?

To protect you from the crazy signals?

[meteorman]

[OH MY GOD WITH THIS AGAIN]

We were not a thing!

She did it because the fate of the multiverse depended on it. That it was also a protective measure was incidental.

[guiltyeyes]

If you're so defensive about it, that tells me a lot of things.

I have a PhD in loooooooooooooooooooove.

[meteorman]

From what school?

[girl you're like 10 what do you even know]

[guiltyeyes]

You seem upset.

[meteorman]

I assure you I have never been more calm in my life.

[guiltyeyes]

How many eyes did she have?

[meteorman]

Seven.

[guiltyeyes]

did you kiss

1/2

[meteorman]

NO

[meteorman]

At least I don't believe so.

[guiltyeyes]

HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

[meteorman]

We went to a party. A party with a very wide variety of mind-altering substances available

I don't need to be explaining myself to you.

[guiltyeyes]

You don't but I'm going to keep asking!!

did you really do drugs with a bunch of aliens

[meteorman]

I have lived a very full life.

[So, yes.]

[guiltyeyes]

I've never done any of those things in my life.

So.

I guess you have!!

[meteorman]

The point is that my memories of that time are hazy at best.