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[meteorman]

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[guiltyeyes]

were you guys

a thing?

did she do it out of love?

To protect you from the crazy signals?

[meteorman]

[OH MY GOD WITH THIS AGAIN]

We were not a thing!

She did it because the fate of the multiverse depended on it. That it was also a protective measure was incidental.

[guiltyeyes]

If you're so defensive about it, that tells me a lot of things.

I have a PhD in loooooooooooooooooooove.

[meteorman]

From what school?

[girl you're like 10 what do you even know]

[guiltyeyes]

You seem upset.

[meteorman]

I assure you I have never been more calm in my life.

[guiltyeyes]

How many eyes did she have?

[meteorman]

Seven.

[guiltyeyes]

did you kiss

1/2

[meteorman]

NO

[meteorman]

At least I don't believe so.

[guiltyeyes]

HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

[meteorman]

We went to a party. A party with a very wide variety of mind-altering substances available

I don't need to be explaining myself to you.

[guiltyeyes]

You don't but I'm going to keep asking!!

did you really do drugs with a bunch of aliens

[meteorman]

I have lived a very full life.

[So, yes.]

[guiltyeyes]

I've never done any of those things in my life.

So.

I guess you have!!

[meteorman]

The point is that my memories of that time are hazy at best.

[guiltyeyes]

I never considered kinky brain surgery before, honestly.

[meteorman]

It wasn't

It was perfectly platonic brain surgery.

[guiltyeyes]

Sounds like it.
































:3

[meteorman]

No really. The brain surgery was platonic.

I didn't start to think there might be an attraction until several days later, when I fully regained consciousness.

[guiltyeyes]

That makes it even more romantic, Dr. Pines.

She saved your life.

[meteorman]

I would assume the thing that truly makes it romantic is that, given the nature of the multiverse, the chances of me ever seeing her again or having the chance to act on whatever feelings may have developed is astronomically low. Isn't that the most romantic thing? Certain impossibility?

[Someone's salty about common literature tropes]

[guiltyeyes]

So you do love her.

[meteorman]

[hhhhhhHHHHHHH]

I certainly could have if we'd had any time.