[The feed opens with a collection of stones, viewed from above. And not just any collection, mind you! Every item is carefully placed on a little pillow and sorted by color, creating a veritable rainbow of rocks. And not just any rocks, mind you! Some of them are purely pretty, due to their hue or sheen or even shape, but others would cost a pretty penny at the Department Store or the Christmas market. Certainly, they were gathered with care by a connoisseur. And not just any–]


Regina, dearest, would you please show everyone the eggs first? They are the ones in need of new homes, after all.


[Regina the camerapokémon sighs (or is it growls?) deeply, before turning the Pokégear towards what is by all accounts the beginning of an impressive pile of eggs... for about half a second. Cecil doesn't even have time to get started on his sales pitch before the video goes right back to the stones. The precious, beautiful stones.]


Please go back to the eggs, Regina. You can tell everyone about your collection once we're done.


[This time the Pokégear doesn't even reach the eggs before Regina returns to her beloved treasures. Who cares about the babies (including her own!) when there is such beauty to be found in the world? When there is such–]


Regina. The eggs.


[Regina does not care about the eggs, right now, and expresses that feeling by throwing the Pokégear aside with a screech. From the air, the feed catches a glimpse of a very large, very unhappy Tyrantrum before it hits an obstacle and turns off.]