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It is very unlikely to try and murder you. That would cut off its supply of chips.

[Duh.]

But you could try blowing on it, or using a fan. Many insects dislike direct airflow.

Blow on it. Okay. Okay I think I can do that.

_{[There is a creaking and it becomes evident that Maurice is actually perched on a dresser--and quite skillfully too. Gingerly one toe touches the hotel carpet. The Grubbin turns and blinks at him. Momma?]}

EeeueueuAUUGHH ITS PULSATING! Mr. Pines! Where did you find this thing?

I didn't find it, I bred it.

[A dresser? Really? That's some pretty strong bug fear you got goin' on there, buddy.]

Thank goodness I didn't decide to get you a Pinsir.

_{[Ford, if Maurice were still a vampire he would be hiding on the ceiling.]}

Wh-oh. I'm--I don't know what a Pinser is and I don't wanna know. Still I--really really really appreciate you thinking of me! Please don't take this the wrong way!

_{[He inches toward the Grubbin and grabs up a Rhyhorn Racer magainze, rolling it carefully in one hand and reaching out to gently poke the Pokemon in hopes of making it move away. Instead, the baby bug takes the end of it in its pincers and gives it a playful tug, ripping a few of the pages.]}

This bug is strong enough to rip my arm off how do you have more fingers than me and raise these things? Have you ever seen a man die, Mr. Pines? Cause I think you're about to!

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