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Dr. Stanford Pines ([personal profile] meteorman) wrote2017-04-24 12:36 am

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foolishwren: if there's more than one answer I'll pour all of them into a dumpster and climb in (Twitter Poll: what should i drink tonite)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, man. She doesn't like water. Do you think he has soda in the fridge? Do you think he'd care if we used some?

[Heather Mason is standing in the middle of a kitchen that Is Not Hers, eyeing a fridge that ALSO Is Not Hers. And clearly considering getting into it and taking something that, yes, you guessed it: Is Not Hers.]

[But in her defense, she's holding a Scorbunny who is puffing, kicking its little feet and blowing a large tuft of hair out of its face poutily. Thlayli wants Soda Pop!!!]


Or do you think all that's in there is just like... prune juice.
exeggutorhead: (can you believe this shit)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, if he cares maybe he should lock his front door.

[Envy has...even fewer hangups about the idea of just taking a soda that does not belong to him. On the scale of horrible crimes he could commit, it doesn't rank very high on his particular radar. Especially not when an Upset Fire Type is on the other end of things. Ever since the hair incident, he hasn't been fond of the idea of pushing one's buttons in any way.]

Besides, we know him! We can get him another soda.

[He gives the tantrum throwing rabbit a sideways glance.]

...if it is all prune juice, what face d'you think she'd make?

[Okay maybe not ANY way.]
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess that's true...

[WHAT'S A LITTLE SODA-BORROWING BETWEEN AURORA CHAMPIONS, ANYWAY?]

[Of course, the hypothetical question gets her to pause a moment. While she's certainly had worse tantrum-throwers, a Scorbunny scorned should not be taken lightly.]


... I don't know.

I guess we'll find out, huh?

[She opens the refrigerator door. WHAT DOES GRANDPA HAVE IN HIS FRIDGE???]
exeggutorhead: (what just happened here)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy leans over her shoulder as she does.]

Is it prunes? If there's really soda, I think I want one too. Y'know. If we're already taking some.

[OHO. THERE IS INDEED SUGAR IN HERE.]

[Among....other, more questionable things.]


So if it's a sealed can there's a lower chance there's not an experimental exploding liquid in it, right?
foolishwren: i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?” (I forgot what "BFG" stood for)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy. She should have known Ford would have some Weird Shit in here.]

Uhhh... I'll be honest, if it doesn't have a big colorful logo I recognize on it, I'm going to assume it's something that will turn the drinker into a pile of purple goo.

[FORTUNATELY, there's a big bottle of CorCola in there, which Thlayli is already making insistent grabby-paws at.]

Hold your freakin' horses, bigwig, I'm gettin' it!

[Time to find a glass small enough for bunny hands...]
exeggutorhead: (come on guys I'm reading)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[And while Heather hunts for a glass, Envy helpfully reaches in (careful not to bump bare hands into the Science Thing) to take out two of the cans. Since she's got her hands full of Scorbunny and digging through cabinets. He does pause briefly after getting them out. Maybe he's actually hesitating over also "borrowing" a soda?]

Do you want one too?

[...or not.]
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'll have some of this-- I-- hey, wait...

[Screw glasses. Thlayli has wriggled out of Heather's arms, plopped down on the counter, and busily started unscrewing the cap herself. And when Heather reaches over to help, the response is a pointed THUMP on the countertop.]

[At which point Heather withdraws, holding her hands up.]


Sheesh, all right... she's really come out of her shell now that all the Ultra Beast stuff is behind us.

I'll take one of those cans.
exeggutorhead: (you gotta be kidding me)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy can't help but snicker at Thlayli, now that a bigger, more fiery tantrum seems to have been averted.]

I'll say. At least she hasn't gone and gotten even bigger to go with it.

[He also tosses the second can to Heather before opening up his own. Or at least it's his own now that he's drinking out of it. Ahhhhh, soda. A limited resource out on the routes.]

Here, catch.

You think Ford's gonna be back soon or are we gonna wind up setting up camp in here?

foolishwren: What I hear: "Jimmy Neutron gets me rock fucking solid." (What he says: "I'm sapiosexual.")

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-06 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for them all, Thlayli is relatively easy to please. She certainly seems less fussy now that she's obtained A Liquid.]

[Heather catches the can idly and pops the tab as though they were in their own kitchen back in Goldenrod and drinking their own soda.]


Man, who knows. He could be anywhere.

I guess maybe we should've called first.

[YEAH MAYBE, HEATHER.]
exeggutorhead: (can you believe this shit)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[PERHAPS.]

[BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ACTUAL FORETHOUGHT.]


Hmmm...I mean.

There's whatever that thing in the fridge is.

Maybe he wouldn't leave it for too long...?

[However he can't be entirely sure of that.]

If he's not back by this afternoon I think we're justified in camping here because it's been a while and we deserve a roof.

[If grandpa doesn't show within 15 minutes they are LEGALLY allowed to squat in his house instead of going allllll the way to a hotel.]
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-08 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[--AHA!]

[THE MAN OF THE HOUR.]

[Heather turns and looks at the brandished Gible, waving her soda can lightly.]


Oh hey Gramps, we were wondering where you were.

Guess we shoulda called first.

[ENTIRELY TOO CASUAL ABOUT JUST SHOWING UP IN HIS HOUSE, but, well, Envy's a bad influence sometimes.]
exeggutorhead: (lol u gais)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2021-04-09 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy had frozen in place mid-sip at the potential Gible shotgun, but as soon as Smash Mouth is safely tucked away, he just grins. Zero guilt.]

Yeah maybe, but hey!

Surprises are fun, right?

Do you want a soda too?
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2021-04-18 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I can pick locks.

[Heather says this brightly.]

... But also, your door wasn't locked.

[So not. Technically breaking and entering.]

[Just entering.]