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_{[It's all a lie.]}

Do you like dragons?

Oh, yes. Ever since I was a boy.

[When you're a big old nerd for fantastical creatures, dragons are one of the most likely gateway drugs.]

What's your favorite ones?

_{[Dragons, though. That's.

That's really, really good. He made a good decision with that!]}

I suppose it would be lazy to say 'all of them', wouldn't it. I suppose I have always been drawn to dragons that are more than just scaly gold-hoarding lizards with wings.

Before I came here one of my future goals was to travel to the Bermuda Triangle and find the Magnathorax. It's said to be an ancient serpent so large it can swallow an airplane whole, which would explain the large percentage of lost ships and aircraft in that region.

_{[Holy shit what the ever-loving fuck, Ford. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO CHASE AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT--]}

What.

I'm sorry, I'm not sure which part of that was confusing.

you want to chase something that
that can eat ships and planes.

Planes, Ford.

Well, yes? If I could definitively solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle it would be an incredible scientific breakthrough, not to mention a massive change in our understanding of marine ecology.

What would you have used to try finding it???

_{[HE IS ONLY ASSUMING IT IS IN THE OCEAN because why would anyone put ships on land except to build them?? And airships, but those are not the best for chasing things down. They are too slow.]}

A boat, of course. Stanley and I were already sailing up around the Arctic Circle. It would just be a matter of changing direction.

wHAT IF IT ATE YOU

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I think you vastly underestimate the amount of times I have almost been eaten. It's something I can deal with, I assure you.

Oh my gods, Ford.

_{[FORD... You are going to give him grey hairs in Reiner's absence.]}

Were you going to keep it as a pet if you found it??

Oh, no, no. Goodness no. I just would have liked to study it. A creature that large shouldn't be removed from its native ecosystem; the results could be catastrophic.

...What if someone tried to hurt it after you told everyone you found out the, uh, mystery behind it all?

I wouldn't necessarily tell everyone. It would be a matter of easing the general population into things first, but I have seen it done in other worlds so I'm confident it can be done in mine.

Are they... used to things like that?

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