"Uhm..." Maurice turns the ball over a few times as though he's carefully handling a bomb. "I can get her to stay. But that's about it. I haven't even pet her yet. It's destroying me, Mr. Pines." He looked up, composure coming apart at the seams, oblivious to Ford's own internal conflicts. "Am I a bad trainer?"

WHAT IF IT'S THE BON JOVI SITUATION ALL OVER AGAIN?