[Okay you know what she is clearly going to keep going with this until he admits to it. There's no point beating around the romance bush here.]
You could just ask me about her directly if you're that curious. Was it Bert or Mari that told you? If it was Mari, whatever she said about brain surgery was a gross exaggeration. Her having seven eyes was not. Nothing ever happened between us and nothing ever will. There, I'm sure I've answered all the questions you were looking for an excuse to ask.
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You could just ask me about her directly if you're that curious. Was it Bert or Mari that told you? If it was Mari, whatever she said about brain surgery was a gross exaggeration. Her having seven eyes was not. Nothing ever happened between us and nothing ever will. There, I'm sure I've answered all the questions you were looking for an excuse to ask.
Now tell me what a furry is.